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it was an imageboard born from a seemingly eternal /a/ thread for people to hang, chill out and talk about iyashikei. Hosting was done by some other anon and I think we lost access after a while. I saw it as an opportunity to switch the format over to a textboard which would be easier to manage and had a broader culture that was more in line with the iyashikei vibes. Switched up some of the styling and relaunched as the Post Office on my own server.

Anonymous asked: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEY

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My name is Harris K. Telemacher. I live in L.A. And I’ve had 🕖 💓 attacks, all imagined. I was deeply 😔 but I didn’t know it, cause I was 😀 all the time. I have a favorite quote about L.A. By Shakespeare: “This other Eden… demi-🌴… this precious 💎… set in the silver 🌊 of this 🌎, this 👇… this Los Angeles. Anyway, this is what happened to me, and I swear, it’s all true. "⌚ out L.A., it’s major gridlock out there this 🌄…” 🚫, 🚫, 🚫… It’s the perfect situation! - I can’t 🐝 in a parade. I’m in the 🆕. 🇺 won’t 👀 Dan Rather in a parade. - ⌚ to air. What is 👌 about 🌊 at 👥? - It’s gonna make 🇺 beloved. 🌊 is not what I do best. It 👀 fake. - 👉’s a 👍 🌊! 👀! I have to maintain my dignity. 👥 have to believe what I 💬. This is 🆕! This is truth! …Telemacher with his 📓. Hey, it’s time for the wac-wac-Wacky Weekend ⛅! Let’s 👀 at our ⛅ 🌎. There’s a 📉 coming in over Pasedna… 👉’s Pasadena, 👇, 🚫, there… There were ☁ 👇 but the Council decided against it, so there’s 🚫 🌂 in Beverly 🌄. We’ll just have some 🌞, and ⛄, and and ⛄ is what we’ll have. And now the 🚗 phone 📓. Sunspot activity is at a minimum, so there will 🐝 little interference. So make 👉 big important 📞. 🇺 probably won’t 🐝 disconnected. And 👉’s my 📓. Gail and Bob. Harris, somebody told me 🇺 have a PhD. In 🎨 and Humanities. - I do. Did 🇺 a lotta 👌. Harris, what’s wacky? What’s wacky? What’s wacky about your last forecast? - To me it was wacky. 🚫, not wacky. - Not wacky? 👉’s we bought with 🇺. 🇺 do intellectual stuff. - Intellectual? Maybe intellectual for 🇺. Because of your 🎓. This is an intellectual 🆓 zone! - More wacky… More wacky, let me make a 🎵 of 👉. What was your name 🔁? We’re 🌃, aren’t we? - It’s only 🕐. 👉’s when we should 🐝 there. I figure if I get 👇 at : we’ll get there in plenty of time. But I don’t count on the ⏰ of “busyness” 👉 goes on after I get 👇. I’m doing ⏰ 💋. Besides, they can ⏳. 🇺 👀 so ready 👉 I get ready and I get ☝ and stand by the 🚪, and I stand there for ⏰ until I realize 🇺 aren’t ready. So, I 💺 🔙 👇. Then, I 💭 🇺’re ready 🔁. But I realize 🇺 just gave 📴 an illusion of 🐝 ready 👉 I interpreted as not 🐝 an illusion. I’ll 🐝 in the 🚗. 💺 there at 👉 moment, I 💭 of Shakespeare 🔁. He said, “Hey, life is 💄 stupid. Lots of hubbub to keep 🇺 busy but really not ammounting to much.” Of course I’m paraphrasing. “Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of 🔉 and fury, signifying 😶.” 🇺 👀 👌. 👍 this 🕐 better? I could 🔀. - 🚫, 👉’s all 👉. Who 🇷 we having 🍴 with? 👭 and 👭 of 👭. And some of my 🎁 service clients. Frank will 🐝 there. - I just saw Frank. He wanted me to 🐝 in a parade. If it weren’t impossible for me to 🔥 👥, I’d get somebody else. ⏰ past 🕐… Hey, if 🇺 sense something in the air, it’s not the 🌁! It’s the first 🌞 of 🌷! What did he 💬? The first 🌞 of 🌷. Shit! 🔓 season on the L.A. Freeway. 👀 in the glove compartment! Is it loaded? - It only has two bullets. - Then load it! Get over! - Do bullets 🏃 👎? 🚫, 🚫, it’s not 👍 🐄! Hurry! Don’t point it at me! - 😩. 🇺 👶 of a bitch! Don’t ruin our brunch! Keep 📉! - 🆗! 🇺 little cocker! My 💇! Do 🇺 have my 🔵 pants? - I took them to the cleaners. I’m not 😘 anyone 👋! Just shake ✋. - 🇷 🇺 👲? I just 🚿 my ✋! Cowles, 🍻 of 🕙. 👍, 🇺’re the first 🕐 to arrive. This way, please. 👋! - 👋! - How 🇺 doing? I hurt my 🔙 🎮 🎾. We saw them 👪. - So, I 👀 this 🎥, and I’m gonna give it an . As I’m leaving the 🅿 lot, I realize the producer got this 👍 🚀 by the entrance, and they put me far away in 🔙. So I gave it a 🕒. 👌 for 🇺. Sheila is studying the 🎨 of conversation. 🇺’re taking a course in conversation? - 👍. I teach my clients the point system. 🇺 should never have more than points. 👂 🇷 points. Those 💠 🇷 . Before 🇺 🏃 out, 👀 in the mirror. The first thing 👉 🎣 your 👀 has to 🏃. I had this thing in my 💇 before. And I pulled it 👉 out. Marilyn Monroe did 👉. - Don’t get dumped in L.A. In 🆕 York 🇺 can meet someone on the street. 👇 🇺 have to 💥 someone in your 🚗. Some girls 🚤 to meet 👮. We met on a 💥 in West Hollywood. Loud talkers in 🍴. I despise them and I want them to 💀. Sara’s 👇. 🔫 them 👍 🐶. I 💭 🇺 were lost! Let me 💺 🇺 👇. This is Sara McDowel. Harris, Trudy. - Frank Swan. - Shawn. - How do 🇺 do? …Cynthia. Sara was just in London. 🇺 must 🐝 exhausted. It’s 😶 👉 some 😪 and a 👌 fuck wouldn’t cure, as my 👧 used to 💬. 🇺 have to forgive Sara. - I’m 😩, it was a figure of 💬. I’ve been on a ✈ for ⏳. What do 🇺 give the flight? - What? - On a scale of to . An 🕗. What would 🇺 👍 to 🍴? What 😇 of 🍴 do they have? California Cuisine! And these damn ⛔ 🔢 dialers. What the hell do we do about them? Sara, what do 🇺 do? - I’m 👇 📝 about L.A. For the “London Times.” 🇺’ve come to the 👉 place. What do 🇺 do, Rollie? - I deal in English 🎨. Abstract or Realistic? - Depends on how 🇺 👀 at them. What’s this? It’s an earthquake. How 💪 is it, Harris? I give it a . When a 💼 👤 needs a 🎁, I 🏃 and pick something appropriate. I 🎁 the entire Sherman law firm last 🎅. Sherman, I recieved something from them, a stun 🔫! 👉 was me! Did 🇺 get it monogrammed? She ought to interview Harry Zell. - Who’s Harry Zell? The most ⚡ agent in town. - Beyond ⚡. The miracle worker. He’s supposed to 🐝 👌. He would never stab 🇺 in the 🔙. Napkin? I 💭 I’m a grown-☝, but I’m not. I’ll have a de-caf ☕. - De-caf espresso. - Cappuccino. Do 🇺 have de-caf ☕ ❄ cream? - I’ll have a de-caf double half caf. I’ll have a twist of 🍋. - Me, too. - Me, too. - Me, too. I would 💑 to do a make-over on 🇺. I hope your 👃 🔧 out. As far as I’m concerned, there 🇷 🕒 mystical places in the 🌎. The 🌵 outside 🎅 Fe, the 🌴 of life in the Arab emirates of Bahrain, and the 🍴 at 🌅 and 🌒. Because 👉’s where I first met 👧 and touched 👧. Wasn’t 👉 girl, Sara, 😖? What’s with 👉 accent? - It’s because she’s English. Or she’s trying to impress everybody. - 👍 👉 big phoney, Churchill. About what 🇺 said… - What? About 😪, and having a boff. - 👂, if I 💬 👉 sort of thing 🔁, 👔 me ☝ and gag me. We tried 👉 once, but 🇺 started 😄. Leave 📴 alone, there’s a dicker. 🇺’ve come all this way. We really should give it another try. But I’m 😀 the way things 🇷. I’m getting my life sorted out. I’m so passionate about 🇺. Let me take 🇺 for a 🍵 🐶 on Sunday. Your 🎫, please. - It’s the cream thingy, there. It’s 🌃. I’ve got to 🏃. And she kept 👧 👒 on all through brunch. I’m sure she has 👎 💇. 🇺 don’t know how unattractive 😠 is. - Excuse me! 👋! Can I ask 🇺 a ❔? - Sure. When do 👥 👇 get ☝? It depends. Why? When can a 👤 start making 📢? - What 😇 of 📢? 👍 👷? - 🚫, 👍 deep sustained booms. Deep sustained booms… Around or : . 👍. Thanks. Bye. She’s used to 🚘 on the 👈. I’m 😩. I was… I was just concentrating on… - I know what. Do 🇺 👍 those? - 👍… 😩, what? - Your pants. Shall I ✅ them for 🇺? - I don’t know. 🇷 these the same 💲 as these others? - A little more. How do I 👀 in these? 🇺 👀… fabulous! Okay, ✅ them. 🇺 have to stand ☝ straight, or they won’t 🐝 👉. - 🆗. Do 🇺 👍 a 💔 in them? - A little. 👍 👉? 👉’s 👍. When’s pick-☝? Just about anytime 🇺 want. Wednesday all 👉? Yeah, 👍. I’ll just slip out of these. There 🇷 two events in my life 👉 I consider 🎩, 👉 couldn’t 🐝 explained scientifically. The first of them was about to happen. Hi. Ruok? 🇷 🇺 okay? Oh, “🇷 🇺 okay?” Yeah, I’m 👍. - What? Who 🇷 🇺? I can 👀 👉. I’m 🐝 🎥, I know. I’m 🐝 🎥. All 👉. - Is this a joke or something? How am I in 😼? So, what do I do? What? - Oh, do it 🔁! Well, I’ll 💼 on it. Bye, bye. The sign spoke to me. It said I was in 😼. - If 🇺 💬 to a sign, 🇺 🇷. So I’ll 👀 🇺 Sunday? - I got a shower Sunday. Yeah, I should take a 🛀. Monday? Pick me ☝ at : . - : ? 🚫 🕐 🍴 at 🕕 anymore? 🙉! 🙉! It’s me, 🙉! Will 🇺 🐝 🙉! I don’t need a 🔑. Who’s daddy? An entire 🚫 in North Hollywood had to 🐝 evacuated 📆, cause of a shower of 🎾 ⚾. It seems the cargo… Ready. Mom! - 💬 name 🔁. What a 🎊 this weekend when the ⛅ 🔧 unseasonably 📉. 👇’s our wacky weatherman with a 📓. When the ⛅ 💧 👇 to this weekend, how did 🇺 cope? We just shut all the windows. And what about your 🐕? The 🐈 were out until around : but it got too ⛄ and they came in. The 🐈 were out until : but it got too ⛄ and they came in. 👉’s how L.A. Coped with 👉 📉 of 👉 made the weekend a real weenie shrinker. Thank 🇺. And now, the toupee 📓. 💨 to miles an ⏳, gusting to in the 🌃 afternoon. So ✋ indoors, or 👗 a 👒! This is Harris K. Telemacher with the wiggy weekend ⛅. 👋, this is Harris. Please start 💬 at the beep. 👋? - 👋. Is this a 👤? - 👍. Harris Telemacher? - 👍. This is Sara McDowel. We met at 🍴? Yeah, 🇺’re the 📓. - Journalist. And 🇺’re the weatherman. Meteorologist. - I just got your 🔢 from Trudi Cowles. I want to interview 🇺 for my piece. English, French, or Italian? 🇺 👄 all those languages? - 🚫, just English. Bugger! Ready. Dial Mom. Domino’s 🍕, this is Julian… - 😩, 😩… Want some trail mix? 🍓? Cookies? How do 🇺 ✋ so thin? Maybe women 🔥 🐖 faster than men. 👉’s disguisting. 👉’s my 👭, smart, 💄, and quite a 🐖 burner. 🇺’re just jealous. - I don’t know. I couldn’t 🐝 a 👩 because I’d 🎮 with my breasts all 🌞. Where’s June? - Upstairs, recovering from the 🍸. Want some juice? - Sure. 🐝 my taster, it’s a 🆕 mixture. This is Ariel. Hey, what’s ☝? 👉’s a job for Supergirl. It’s 👍 licking a shag carpet! I’ll bring it 👇 in an ⏳. Can we take your 🚗 so I can leave mine for June. - Sure. 📆 will 🐝 rough. There’s ☕. Hey, Harris. God, was I stupid… - Have some juice. I’ll make 🇺 some 🍳. Can 🇺 hold on a sec? - The Museum is 🔓 till 🕔. I keep busy this way. I 📞 it performance 🎨, but Ariel 📞 it wasting time. History will decide. 🇺’re on time. - I’m 🌃. - 🇺’re 👉 on time. But I had planned on 🐝 early. Don’t! 🚦! Let me pose at least. 👂, I had this 💡, rather than an… - Hang on. Rather than do an interview, which would 🐝 fascinating because of the interesting words I use, I’d rather show 🇺 around town. 🇺 know, a 😇 of cultural tour of L.A. 👉’s the first fifteen ⏰, then what? A cynic. First 🚦 is 🕕 🚫. - Why don’t we 🚶? 🚶? A 🚶 in L.A.? Architecture. Some of these 🏢 🇷 over years 👴! This 🏡 is Greek revival. The Greek owner must 🐝 revived every 🌞. 👇’s a Tudor mansion. And a 🕓 🚪 mansion. 🇺’re nobody in L.A. Unless 🇺 live in a 🏡 with a big 🚪. Let’s 🏃 the Museum of Musicology. Verdi’s baton. Mozart’s quill. Beethoven’s ⚾. I’ll take 🇺 to the graveyard. Lots of famous 👥 🇷 buried 👇. Rocky Marciano, Benny Goodman, and William Shakespeare. I 💭 he wrote “Hamlet” Part “The Revenge,” 👇. Whose 💀 is this? Mine. - 🚫, who’ll 🐝 buried 👇? His name? It’s not a he. - 🆗, she. Not a 👩 either. Used to 🐝 a 👩, now she’s 💀. A 😛 gravedigger. Wanna know how long it takes a 👤 to rot? - 👲, do we! Well, if they’re not already rotten, or years. The Beverly 🌄 women can last . How come? - Their skin is so tanned. It’s all stretched and polished ☝. 👉’ll keep the 💦 out, and 💦’s what ruins a 💀 👤. And they have them extra parts. 👉 stuff’s not biodegradable. This bloke’s been 👇 years. Who was he? The magician, Blunderman. Not so 👍 now, is he? I knew 👨. He was 😛. He taught me 🎩. A fellow of infinite jest… - Yeah. - 👉’s it. He hath borne me on his 🔙 a thousand times. She knows, she’s got it. Where 🐝 your gibes now? Your merriment 👉 would set the table on a roar? Interesting 👥 usually make me feel 👍 I have to 🐝 interesting. Am I interesting? When I’m around 🇺, I 🔍 myself showing 📴, which is the idiot’s version of 🐝 interesting. 🇷 🇺 👀 anyone now? Yeah. - Me, too. So 👉’s sort of out. Can I have your 👭’s head 🔙? Sure. 😩. I should get to 💼. - Me, too. Come 🔙, they all do! Don’t they? What a weekend! We have 🌞, 🌎, and atmosphere, so we have ⛅! Not ⛅, 🌞, 🌞, 🌞, 🌞, 🌞! It will… My ⌚! 🔧 📴 the magnet! I’ve got it! Okay… 🔧 📴 the magnet! Now, the 🏦 📓. ’ Mercedes ☝ 💵 at … used ’ Mercedes, unchanged at 💵. And… 💇. 🆗, let’s 👀 what we’ve got. 🇺’ll 🏃 👉 on Saturday? - Pretaping the ⛅? Coming in on weekends is tough. My busy weekend schedule. It’s L. A, what’s gonna 🔀? There 🇷 two reasons for the detour I was embarking on. 👀 🇺 tomorrow! 🇷 🇺 closed? - Yeah, 😩. First, I believed the relationship with Sara was impossible. The ⌚ reason was, I was a big dumb 👨. I came to pick ☝ pants. 🇺 sold me some pants and a 👔. I 💭. 🇺 wanna pick them ☝? - Yeah. I can get them. - I wouldn’t have to come 🔙. - 👉 wouldn’t 🐝 so 👎. I don’t have my 🎫. I 💭 what they 👀 👍. I’ll 🐝 👉 🔙. I’m getting all 💧. I’ll 🐝 👉 🔙. They’re not ready yet. We’ll 📞 🇺. What’s the 🔢? I’ll 📝 it. 🇺 got 📄? 🆗, we’ll 📞 🇺 when they’re ready. Expecting a 📞? Were 🇺 shocked? - Shocked but 😊. I could tell 🇺 wanted my 🔢, so I just asked for yours. I didn’t know, until it was too 🌃. I went to this psychic once, and he told me I had this special fifth sense about things. About guys? Any guy would want your 🔢. - 👉’s 🍯. ⛅ guy! How 🇺 doing? I’m 😓 👇. 🇺’re not doing anything ⛔. 🇺 must have a boyfriend? - He doesn’t care. He can’t care. He gave me this big 💬, how even though we live 👪, we should 🐝 able to 👀 other 👥. I said 🆗, but it backfires on 👨 sometimes. Where is he now? He’s at the 🍺. What? This was his 💡. This is 👨! Do 🇺 want my 🔢? 🚫, 🚫! 👉 would 🐝 a disaster. Then I 💪 📞 🇺. It’s - - - - - - . 💬 it 🔙! - 🚫, I don’t want to know it. - - - … - 🚦 it! 🇺’ll make me memorize it! - - … - - - . - Geez, now I know it. - - … - - - . Your name 🔁? It’s 👌 but everybody has weird names now, 👍 Tiffany with p-h-i, and instead of Nancy it’s Nanceen. Big S and D, two E’s, ⌚ 🕐 big. - What? S-a-n-D-e-E. And a 🌠 at the 🔚. I 📞 🇺 when I got out of class. What class 🇷 🇺 taking? - For spokesmodeling. What is a spokesmodel? - Just a model who 👄, and she points at things 👍 merchandise, 👍 a 🚗 or washer and dryer, or a 📚 or 👍 🎨 prints. They have classes for 👉? - It’s harder than it 👀. I’ll 🐝 your robber 📆. - How 🇷 🇺? - How long is class? About 🕒 ⏳. - What made 🇺 want to do 👉? Well, I always 👍 pointing. So, why won’t 🇺 😪 with me? - With my ex-husband? It happens all the time. It 💪 🐝 just 👍 it was. - 👉 would 🐝 😥. Come on, we’re a perfect match. - Because our 👩 hunt 👪? For God’s 🍶, your 👩 shot my 👩! Someone fell, it was an accident. 🇺’re the only normal 🕐, and 🇺’re barely hanging on. 💭 when your mom found out whose 🐶 was 💩 in front of your 🏡 and she put their name on 📄 in the center of the pile? These 🇷 not things grown-☝ do! I’m the only sane thing in your life. 👍, possibly. - I want 🇺 🔙. I’ll 🍳 and sew for 🇺. Just give me 🕐 weekend. We can 👀 how it is. Will 🇺 come? I went roller skating once at the Brooklyn Rollerdome. It was 😖. I was 🏁 out of 🎮. I went slamming into this -👣 tall ⬛ guy in a green satin jump suit. I said, “I’m 😩, could 🇺 💁 me?” And he 👀 at me with 💎 👀 and said: “Let your mind 🏃 and your 👤 will follow.” Well, how was 👉? It was very 👌, thanks. I hope I wasn’t too 👦 in my 💭 for 🇺. - What? - Joke. I don’t pressure 🇺, do I? - 🚫. I don’t pressure 🇺, do I? 🚫, there shouldn’t 🐝 any. - Tell me if I do. 🆗, and 🇺 tell me if I do. 🇺 ever had a high colonic? Pardon me? - A high colonic. 🇺 😠 an enema? - Yeah. Is this a joke? They’re 👍. They purify 🇺. They do it in a place in 🎅 Monica. They’re 👍. Is this where 🇺 live? - Yeah, 👇. It’s really groovy. Well… 👌 🌛. 👌 🌛. Take me 📴 👉 speakerphone! - Relax. It’s just a modern 🌞 device. - I have to 👀 🇺. 🇺 were out last 🌛? - Yeah. There was 🚫 shower? - I didn’t 🏃 at the last ⏰. Having sex with my agent. I told 🇺 a thousand… - How did 🇺 know? I was 👉? I was 👉? I was making a 👎 joke. My agent, Frank? And this is how I 🔍 out? 🇺 tell me? - We just decided I should tell 🇺. I 💭 he only took 🕙 percent. - We were 👇. Then… - After he made 💑 to 🇺, what? We went to the Hard 🎸 Cafe. What time? I don’t know… : or : . I felt I had to tell 🇺 in case anyone saw us there. It was a dumb thing to do. How long has this gone on? 🕒 years. - 🕒 years! - I’m 😩. This has gone on since the ’s? I’m 😩. I just can’t 🐝 👇 👉 now. I’m out of my relationship, I’m out of the agency! And I only 👀 👍 a fool for years! Now, if I could get out of ⛅. Will 🇺 🚦 predicting things! Have 🇺 always been a freeway sign? Or did 🇺 start as a 🚦 sign and 💼 your way ☝ from there? I BELI EVE I USED TO 🐝 A BAGPI PE Oh, alright. - Would 🇺 🚦 predicting then? - 👍. So I pretape the ⛅ and some sailors lost their ⛵. Big deal! Besides, what 😇 of asshole sailor would trust the wacky weatherman anyway? - This 🕐. 🇺 lost your ⛵? - 👍. 🇺’re 🔥. I never want to 👀 🇺. I said I never want to 👀 🇺. 🇺’re 🔥. The ⛅ will 🔀 your life, twice. 👉’s once. 🇺 and Trudy broke ☝? I knew your relationship was a “two.” If 💑 is ruining your 🌞, it’s always 👌 to ruin your best 👭’s 🌞, too. Trudi wasn’t for me. The only 😄 we had was sex and ⌚ 📺. 👌 🔧. - I 😠 to 💬 this, but if sex and ⌚ 📺 🇷 😄, 🇺 really got something. - What happened to my 🌱? Is anybody else out there? There is, but it’s impossible. - Does she 👍 🇺? I don’t know. Just 📞 this Sandy girl. At least 🇺 could take 👧 out. Thanks a lot, it was 👍! What do 🇺 💭? I 💭 it was a total washout. - It really clears out your head. Head? 🇺 should 🏃 🔙 in there and tell them they’re doing it ⛔. It was a 👍 🍴 and enema. 🇺 gonna 👀 me 🔁? - Sure, if 🇺 want to. When? - Friday. Friday okay? Yeah. - Where do 🇺 wanna 🏃? There’s this 🆕 🍴… …“L'ldiot.” - I’ve heard of 👉. “L'ldiot,” 🇺 and me on Friday. 👋, “L'ldiot…” Reservation for two for Friday. Saturday? Sunday? 👌… : ? : or : ? Um, : . Visa. I’m a weatherman. 👍, I’m on 📺. Renting. I just sold a condo! 👍, in this soft market! 👉’s none of your 💼. In the 📉 fifties. I can meet 🇺 at : . I have Visa and Mastercard. They all have both. Mr. Pardeau is 👀 for more than a promise to 💳. He’s 👀 for a 😇 of depth in your 🏦 🌊. Let’s make this easier. Suppose 🇺 get the reservation and suppose 🇺 come 👇 and we honor it. What 💪 🇺 order? I 💪 👍 the duck. 🇺 can’t. - 🇺 can’t. Why? - With this 🏦 statement, 🇺 💭 🇺 can have the duck? Where do 🇺 🌞? Excuse me? Where do 🇺 spend your 🌞? 👇. The 🐔. - 🇺 can have the chichen. What about my 💑? 🇺 can urge 👧 in 🕐 👉. Either we 🏃 there and she orders what she wants or let’s forget it. Alright. I 👍 a little 🎲. We can take 🇺… in 🕗 weeks. Sandy, I heard 👎 things about “L'ldiot”. And I went 👇 there and the chef had a big 🔓 sore on his 💋. I know, I know, I did. I’m really 😩. What if we went away for the weekend, 👍 🎅 Barbara? Roland 💭 L.A. Is for the braindead. He 💬 if the sprinklers 🚦 🇺’d have a 🌵. But I 💭… I don’t know. It’s not what I expected. It’s where they’ve taken the 🌵 and 🔧 it into their dreams. I 💭 it’s also a place of secrets. Secret 🏡, lives, pleasures… And 🚫 🕐 is 👀 for verification 👉 what they’re doing is 🆗. What do 🇺 💬, Roland? It’s a place for the braindead. Why do 🇺 have to 🐝 so snotty? I 💭 🇺’re 🐝 superior. I’ve met some 💄 intelligent 👥 👇. I’m 😩… This is 🕐 of the 👥 I spoke about. Harris Telemacher, Roland Mackey. 🇺 met at 🍴. Have 🇺 tried the Guggenheim? - I get 👉. Because it’s circular and downhill. - I got it. Ariel, this is Roland Mackey and Sara McDowel. I 💑 your 📺 bit. - I 💑 yours, too. But… - I can… Oh I 👀. - It’s a… - 🇺’re very 😛. 🇺 have a lot of verve. Verve? Want to 🚶 with us? I 👍 the relationships. Each character has his own story. The 🐕 is a bit too much, but 🇺 have to overlook 👉. The way he’s holding 👧, it’s almost… filthy. He’s about to 😘 👧 and she’s pulling away… The way his leg is smashed ☝ against 👧… 👀 how he’s 🎨 the 👚, sort of translucent, 🇺 can make out 👧 breast, and it’s sort of touching 👨… It’s really 💄 torrid, don’t 🇺 💭? And of course 🇺 have the onlookers peeking out 👍 they’re all shocked. They wish. I must admit, when I 👀 a 🎨 👍 this, I get 💓… Erect. Those 🎨 of 🍴 got me 👄. - I could 🍴 some 🎨 of 🍴. It was 😄. It was 💑 to meet 🇺. - 👍 🏃 into 🇺. What were 🇺 doing in there? - 👉’s the girl I 👍. 🇺’ve really blown it. - Let’s all 🏃 out for 🍝. I’ve heard of meeting accidentally and 🏃 to 🍝, but I never did it. He 💑 me. - Everyone does. - “L'ldiot”? I’ve heard of 👉 place. - We’ll never get in, it’s impossible. There’s a phone. - Suit yourself. I can’t 🏃. Could they take 🇺 🏡? - I don’t want to impose. It’s 🚫 problem. We got two 🚗. - Ariel, 🇷 🇺 coming? I can’t. - 🍝 for 🕒. It’s all set. How should we do this? - Why doesn’t he come with me? I know where it is and she doesn’t so I could tell 👧 where it was, otherwise we’d 🔚 ☝ ✏ a 🌎, unless I drove your 🚗 and 🇺 went with 👧… Is Roland your boyfriend? - 🚫, just 👭. 👉’s 👌. I 😠 it’s 👍 👉 I can 🚘 with 🇺. 👉 side! Get on the 👉 side! I don’t 💭 he can 🎧 🇺. Your usuaQl table, Mr. Christopher? - 🚫, a 👌 🕐. 👉 is impossible. Part of the 🆕 cruelty? - 👍. Table . What do 🇺 want? Want our specials? I’m gonna tell 🇺 what we got to 🍴, we got primavera 🍝, and 🕕 different 😇 of 🍖! Wow, I’m done already. “We got spicy guacamole and brie quesadilla, we got 🐐 cheese 🍕 on a 🔵 🌽 tortilla…” Floss? I’ll have floss. - Diet or regular? - Regular. “We got 🍵 🍞, 🐄-fed veal and 🆕 potatoes, we got a 💯 different ways to 🍳 a 👫 of tomatoes.” I’ll take 🇺 🏡. - What? I live near 🇺. I’ll take 🇺. - The 🚗 🇷 👇. I can take 👨. He lives near me. - 🇷 🇺 sure? Yeah, 🚫 problem. - 👉’s 👌, I live in the valley. I should take a cab. The 🚘 over was a bit risky. - C'mon, get in. Promise me 🇺’ll 👀 me this weekend? I will. I promise. 👀 🇺 at the weekend. 👉 side! It was 😄. - 👍, it was. I 👍 Roland. 👍, he’s 👌, isn’t he? - Yeah, it’s interesting 👉 🇺 can have a relationship 👉’s more friendly than sexual. So… 👌 🌛. 🚗’s rolling! It’s 🔒! - It’s 🔒 👇, too! Where 🇷 the 🔑? - In the ignition. - How did the 🚗 get 🔒? I didn’t 🔒 it! - We gotta 🚦 it from rolling. 🇷 we on a 🌄? - Yeah, but it’s sloped the other way! I got it! - I got it! I 💭 I know what this is. Get in! - What? It’s alright. 🇺 can trust me. 🏃 ahead, get in! It’s alright. ✋ in! I 💭 we’re 👍. Don’t 🐕 me! Get over 👇! Let me not 🚘! - Why? This is the sign I told 🇺 about. What is it? I 💭 I figured out the 🚗. I 📘 an article in the Times… …electrical currents… My head hurts. I 💭 I should 🏃. Do 🇺 want to come in? Why? Yeah… 😩. We’re moving too fast. But we should 👀 each other 🔁. - 👍. I suppose. What’s 📆? - Thursday. The weekend? I’m supposed to 👀 my ex this weekend. I’m 😩. I promised. It’s a deal. I’ve got a few things to do, also. My 👩 has a 🌉 luncheon… I’m supposed to 🏃 to a fund-raising 🍝 tomorrow. It’s formal, 🇺 know… but I 💭 to take 🇺 would 🐝… fantastic. Not a 💑, just a do. 🇷 🇺 interested? Alright. - Alright? - 👍. So I’ll take 👉 as a “👍.” It’s wonderful 🇺 👀 your 👩. 👉 reminds me, I should 📞 mine. Yeah, 🇺 got your ex, and I got 👉 whole 🌉 thing. 👋… Mom? - 👋, darling. How 🇷 🇺? I’m 👍. 🇷 🇺 busy? - I’m making papier-mache 👒. - Do 🇺 want to 🎮? Always, darling. The usual? 🌛-🌛, mom. - 🌛, darling. 🇺 🎮 the tuba? - 🚫. I used to. But not now. I 😠, I was before 🇺 arrived. I did. I forgot something. Ready. 🇷 🇺 alright? - Yeah, I’m just 🏃 out too much. When 🇺 🏃 out too much, 🇺 feel 👍 🇺 never ✋ 🏡. 🇷 🇺 😩 about last 🌛? - 🚫, I understand. My 🚗 rolled, then your 👅 was in my 👄. 👉 was a lozenge. - My 👄 shouldn’t accept lozenges 👉 now. 🇺’re passionate. 🇺 just keep denying it. Just relax and give in to it. 🇺 don’t. - What? I can hardly contain myself when I’m around 🇺. I 🏃 crazy when I 👀 🇺. - 👉’s the 😼. 🇺’re rollerskating, amusing yourself, your 👭, and me. It’s just a lot of 📢. - What? I 😠, we all try to prevent getting hurt. 👉’s how 🇺 do it. Should we just forget it then? If 👉’s what 🇺 want, 👍. - 👍. Full service or self service? - Full, Tony. And I knew it was a 👍 project. If the 🌇 were willing to partially 🏦 my private museum. It would 🐝 a 👍 bonus for the 👥. And so… I met with Ron. Ron… I 🍞 🇺. 🇷 🇺 alright? I just feel a little 💫. I should get some air, I’m nauseous. I’ll take 👨 out. And Ron felt 👍 I did. What’s the matter? - I don’t know. Something in my stomach or my head or my 💓 or… Can I do anything? I can’t, this is how Mummy met Daddy. Let your mind 🏃 and your will follow. And now let us all move forward with 👍 enthusiasm to 🏢 the greatest private museum in the 🌎. 🇷 🇺 feeling any better? - Much better, thanks. 👍, thanks. We didn’t know what to 💬 so we wandered 👇 Melrose and had the 😇 of small 💬 necessary to cover what had happened. The 🚉 wants to try serious 🆕 with me as the anchor. 🚫 😄 or chit-chatting. So there I was jabbering about my 🆕 job, about anything at all. But all I 💭 was: Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful… Who wrote the “🌃 Show” theme? Where will we ✋? Don’t bounce. I came to tell 🇺 👉 I can’t 🏃 away with 🇺. I’ve been 👀 someone, and it wouldn’t 🐝 👌 to 🏃 away with 🇺. I’m really 😩. So, 🇺’re 👀 👧 this weekend? 🚫, she’s got this obligation to 👧 ex, to 👀 if it can 💼. She’s 👀 someone else? - 👍. She’s 🏃 away with 👨. Share how 👉 makes 🇺 feel. Share? Share? It 🚘 me crazy! I 😠, especially since I’ve been 💼 out! 👀 at the effort I put in! But it’s fair, since she had this obligation before we even met. But 🇺 had this obligation. Why should 🇺 suffer all weekend? 🚫. - 🏃 away with me. I can’t. I would just 🐝 using 🇺 to get even with 👧. I don’t mind. - Let’s 🏃. We should 🐝 there in an ⏳ and half. I 📚 at the “El Pollo del Mar”. - 🌹. 🌊 to Jack! Bye. A million 🌠! And the 🌴… I want to spin on the 🌴. - They have a special 🌴 for 👉. And I don’t 💭 we should make 💑. - 🆗, we’ll just have sex. What was Sam Spade’s partner’s name? - Archer. We 💪 meet 👥 at the Ysidero, I put us in the “El Pollo del Mar”. I’m really 🙌! Me too. Who knew Groucho’s secret word? Groucho’s secret word… I give ☝. The Duck? - The Duck knew. 💬 the word and divide 💵. When Wittgenstein’s 🏡 was built, language philosophy 💥 the Bauhaus. I saw the 🏡 not long ago. Who 🎮 “The Beav?” - Jerry Mathers. - 👍! “Oh 💨, if ❄ comes, can 🌷 🐝 far behind?” - 🌹. Who was Howdy Doody’s closest 👭? - 🐃 Bob. Fantastic! Do they have a pool? - 👍! Do 🇺 have a pool? I 💑 this place! This breeze is 👍! It feels 👍! - I 💑 🏨 sheets, and they feel so 👌 against your bare skin. I’ll put your 👜 in 👇. Come 👇 first. Come 👇 🔁. Sandy, your breasts feel weird. - Oh, 👉’s cause they’re real. Let me get this 👟 📴. My God! I should 📛 🇺, I’m 👴 and if I take a while… My God, I’m 👦 🔁! It’s been 👍 to 👀 🇺 🔁. - It’s 👌 👀 🇺, too. How 🇷 🇺? Well, I’m confused. Hey, 👂 to this. - What? - 👂. What on 🌎 🇷 they doing? - Oh God, they’re 🏃 crazy. Jack told me he wants to make our relationship exclusive. He’s not gonna 🏃 out anymore? I don’t 💭 he could ever get a 💑. 👀 me 🏃 out drove 👨 nuts. What now? I don’t know. I really 👍 👨, even though he’s not so smart. 👂. - What? Through the wall. - What is it? - Somebody’s doing it. How 🌹. - They’re really 🙌. They must 🐝 cheating. I don’t believe it! 🇷 🇺 ✋ 👇? - 👍. There goes our cover. There 🇷 🚫 secrets anymore. - I 💭 there is. Roland, this is Sandy. Sandy, this is Roland, this is Sara. Where 🇷 🇺 headed? The 🍴. - Us, too. Why don’t 🇺 join us? - 👉 would 🐝 neat. - 🚫, 🇺 guys should 🐝 alone. - Don’t 🐝 😜. We can’t do 👉. Come on. What’s 👉 clanging 🔉? - It’s my damn testicles. Is it okay to spin 👇? - Sure. Shall I get your sweater? I’m ⛄. - 👍, thanks. I’ll 🏃 and get it. Harris, want to come with me? - Sure. Actually, I’ll ✋ 👇. 🔙 in a flash! 🇺 liar! - I come 👇 💭 🇺’re with your ex, and 🇺’re really giving it to my best 👭! Your best 👭? 🇺’ve never even seen 👨 without me! There’s a bond among men! Anyway, there’s two liars 👇. - Roland is my ex! Okay, 🕐. - Hey, ⌚! 👍! - Thank 🇺! 🇺 just broke ☝ with someone? How do 🇺 know 👉? - When men just 💔 ☝ with someone, they always 🏃 around with someone much younger. - She’ll 🐝 in years. I’m with 👧 but only 💭 about 🇺. Is 👉 why 🇺 fucked 👧 📆? 👍! I know 👉 doesn’t make sense. But 🇺 almost broke through our wall! 🇺 know how 👉 made me feel? - 🇺 didn’t even know it was me! Yeah… but I projected 🔙 when I found out. Coming! So close, we’re this close to it! ✋ 👇 in L.A. What? How would it 💼? We’d 👀 each other, take it easy at first and then… 💒, 👲, 👴 👴, and death. What if I were to 🏃? All I know is, on the 🌞 your ✈ was to leave, if I had the ⚡, I would 🔧 the 💨 around, roll in the fog, I would bring in 🌀, I would 🔀 the polarity of the 🌎 so compasses couldn’t 💼, so your ✈ couldn’t take 📴. This is everything I didn’t want. 😵… lying… complications. I’m 🍵 from 🏃 now. Let’s all 🚶 👇 to the pier. - 😎. Do 🇺 ever wonder why the 💦 doesn’t ✈ ☝ into the ⛅? Do 🇺 want this in the trunk or ☝ front? - 👉… ☝ front. What’s the matter? 🇺 🆗? - Oh, 😩… I’m okay. I’ve been 💼 on Sara to come 🔙 with me. I’m 👧 ex-husband. England and America 🇷 different. The English keep civil relations with their ex’s. The Americans sue them. She told me 📆 it’s not 👉. Really? - Evidently, she’s been 👀 some American. 👉 can happen. - She’s not 🏃 with 👨 either. She’s 🏃 🔙 to London as 🔜 as she can. Pity, I so wanted this to 💼 out. I wanted a relationship, 🇺 know, 👍 🇺 and Sandy have. I’ve been 💭. I can 🐝 a 👨 worth ✋ for. First, I can 😭. Usually, it’s when I’m hurt, but it’s a start. I know there’s something 👉 would make 🇺 ✋! The 👉 word, attitude, plan… but these 🇷 all tricks! So let’s forego 👉! Let’s assume 👉 it happened, 👉 my ✋ went 👇 your throat, grabbed your 💓 and squoze it! There comes a time when it’s now or never! It’s now or never! 👂 to a poem. “Oh pointy 🐤, oh pointy, pointy, anoint…” And now, 👇’s Morris Frost with a 🎦 review. The 🎥, “Sliced ☝ Mommy,” is an effort to intertwine the psychological nature of… I’d 👍 to 🔧 this 🚗 in. And now, the ⛅ 📓. 🌞… … 👉’s the ⛅. Our next ⛅ 📓 will 🐝 in 🌞. - Thank 🇺. We’ll 🐝 👉 🔙 after this commercial ad. Why is it 👉 we don’t always recognize when 💑 begins, but we always know when it 🔚? Final destination is London? 👉’s twice. Forget for this moment, the 🌁 and the 🚗 and the skating and 💭 only this: A 😘 may not 🐝 the truth, but it is what we wish were true. Wow! 👉 was really something! - It was fantastic, it was… - It had real class! Is there anything we can do to thank 🇺? A 🎁 or anything? - Name it. - Done. I never figured out the riddle. “How Daddy is doing.” It’s a riddle too tough for me. - I know it. It’s an English crossword clue. 👀, unscramble 😠 rearrange. 🔀 the “s” with the “h,” move the “ing” after the “s,” put the “do” after them. Swap the “h” and the “s.” And put the “i” behind the “d.” “🎤 Doo Wah Diddy?” 👉’s the 👤 of the 👴? I sat ☝ 🌛 💼 on 👉. But I forgive 🇺. There’s 🕐 thing I need to know. Did 🇺 do this? Did I do this? How did this happen? Hey, 🇺 got your 🎤 🔙! There 🇷 only two things in my life I will never forget. 🕐 is 👉 there is someone for everyone. Even if 🇺 need a pickax, a compass, and 🌛 goggles to 🔍 them. And the other… is 🌃. 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